I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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