they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
