I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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