thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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