Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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