he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Randomize
