he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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