One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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