Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she told me i tasted like america
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
