"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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