Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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