I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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