I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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