is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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