hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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