Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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