I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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