Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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