just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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