oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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