my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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