I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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