i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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