On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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