I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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