i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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