He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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