Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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