My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
your like the ambassador to my penis.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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