Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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