Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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