There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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