And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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