Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My hand turned me down
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
