Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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