I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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