try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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