This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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