he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
