I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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