The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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