yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
