I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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