I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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