You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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