when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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