He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We are all done wearing pants today
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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