Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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