I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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