Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I love you. Go after that dick
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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